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Looming Civil War: Atiku And Jonathan As Agents

December 26, 2010

War Crime Tribunal: A suicidal president Jonathan Goodluck would’ve shot his lone wife with baby-ease and cakewalk. Polygamous Atiku needed more time shooting his many wives before gunning himself down. Adolf Hitler had to kill himself, wife and their dog; dodging war crime tribunal!

War Crime Tribunal: A suicidal president Jonathan Goodluck would’ve shot his lone wife with baby-ease and cakewalk. Polygamous Atiku needed more time shooting his many wives before gunning himself down. Adolf Hitler had to kill himself, wife and their dog; dodging war crime tribunal!

Worst Case Scenario: Oh my goodness! The literally war of words between Atiku and President Jonathan Goodluck has reached a demon statue. There’s a tendency it might surpass expectation and spill over into another civil war with a twist of star war following international dimension. I was just assuming what the twosome would do when international peacekeepers and war crime tribunal get hold of both. Would they shoot selves and family people to death as the cowering Adolf Hitler did, certainly they do not have the Moses rod and Abraham’s blessings with which Osama Bin Laden has migrated and evaded world map, would Atiku and Jonathan hide in hole as Saddam Hussein? It’s an open guess for all-comers. In such dilemma, Atiku would’ve learned why pastor Kumuyi profess monogamy. You may wonder why Kumuyi took only a year and six months to remarry after his wife of over three decades died. A moral apostle would’ve waited far longer to replace a dead pet dog. It’s a thin line between politicians and most pastors in Nigerian. I’m wowed why governor Obi of Anambra state is using State money to medicate Ojukwu abroad! That's a topic for another day for sure.


Friendly Fire And PDP Fragging: Fragging is a US army slangs to mean: the wilful killing or wounding of fellow soldier from the same country. The torch case of fragging happened in the 1950s during the Korean War when Americans went to keep the peace between the two Koreans. Caucasian US soldiers segregated and belittled black American soldiers as hopeless lowlife. The situation caused bad blood of implosion leading to black and White American soldiers killing one another. The ongoing war between the two PDP ace presidential contenders is more than friendly fire. It’s a PDP implosive family fire ongoing with a twist of fragging from the firing lines within same PDP bedfellows trapped in.  Friendly fire is mistaken action of war while fragging is a well planned internal killing or wounding. The PDP holds the torch and has the roadmap for present-day bad blood and close-knitted animosity. As they sing in reggae dancehall music ‘more fire!’


Moving Troops: Whether Atiku and Jonathan are moving troops in the right direction and shipping battalions to density is unknown. But, we do know that Atiku’s mercenaries have started studying to use Boko Harem warrior tactics to ‘shock and awe’ Nigeria as George Bush Jr. did razing Iraq down – if the PDP wouldn’t choose their principal, Atiku. The Atiku battalion don’t want to be taken unawares as the Germans took France during the Second World War. The Jonathan Goodluck Niger Delta militia forces are bracing up big time. Jonathan's brigade has warned they’d return fire for fire with the Atiku’s comrade in arms from the North; with the deftness of Hitler’s airpower and ‘Blitzkrieg.’ President Goodluck’s intellectual spin-soldiers under commander Mike Omeri have started mapping out plans on how to use police to decimate masses who’d not do their biddings as per : might is always right. There’re palpable confusion and scare tactics in the land as I share with you some clippings of fear concerns, by Nigerians.


Nigerians Speak Out: Pastor Tunde Bakare said, “I think Atiku is not the only one who has been beating the drums of war. Nigerians do not know that their leaders hate them. They do not know that many of those who aspire to elective offices in the country are not interested in serving the people.” The stand-up and outspoken pastor of civil rights said this on the Punch Newspaper of Saturday, December 25th 2010. Two Sahara Reporters bloggers state: (1) this is introduction to suicide bombing in Nigeria. Submitted by concern muslim (not verified) on December 26, 2010 - 02:22. Try this Mr. GEJ, WE ARE FULLY PREPARED FOR you and your compatriots looters 'People Destruction Party'. " Suicide bombing " is imminent and inevitable in this dis organised country. (2)GEJ SHLD BE STOPPED BEFORE NIGERIA TURNS TO SOMALIA. Submitted by Abbey uk (not verified) on December 26, 2010 - 02:36. YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO SOUTHERNERS JONATHAN, WE WANT YOU TO GET THE F OUT.


Atiku Is A terrorist: Calling Atiku agent provocateur and a national terrorist will not do. Consequently and in addition to that, Jonathan Goodluck should link Atiku’s genealogy to Saudi Arabia: saying that either both or one of his parents are of Saudi origin in the beginning. Furthermore, his spin-doctors should tell the world that Atiku has a pilot license and could drive airplane. The CIA would fly to Nigeria the next day to arrest Atiku and chuck him away in Guantanamo jail. That’d have given Jonathan the leeway to emerge PDP presidential flag-bearer without further slug, mud-slinging or doing a bizarre rigging manual. Three things scare the hell out of America nowadays: (1) You are a Muslim (2) you’ve a pilot license while you’re not a commercial pilot and (3) you are from Saudi Arabia. Nearly almost all the terrorist 911 hijackers and bombers met those categories. Jonathan should go the whole hog to do Atiku in, since this is war-time in PDP’s Nigeria. Freedom of information bill as well as freedom of speech is no-go area in Dimeji Bankole’s warzone country where statecraft is run by the whim and caprice of institutionalised personality cult. How Atiku’s borrowed quote after J.F. Kennedy that those who make violence possible make peace impossible – became an aggression to public safety might be settled by The Hague after both men have triggered decimation and genocide in Nigeria from their masculine menaces.


No Victor No Vanquish: In the end of it all, whether international peacekeepers are called in or onetime military president Gowon is contracted to sing the ‘no victor and no vanquish’ singsong.  One thing is sure; PDP would’ve vanished from the face of the earth like Osama Bin Laden. And loser statesmen as Gowon who cheat ordinary Nigerian in the Pfizer scandal would be declared persona non gratia in 2011. And to Atiku, Jonathan, OBJ, IBB and their co-persons in the next Nigeria project: we’d say bugger off!



Sunday Njokede writes from The European Union


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