You must have seen social media’s most liked picture of the week – the picture of a fully dressed President Jonathan reading up on the History of West Africa.
Some of you, disgruntled elements, nincompoops, doubting Thomases, questioned whether the first PhD-holding President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria was actually reading the book. To clear your doubts, the president’s media team arranged a one-minute question and answer session between Dr. Damages and Pres. Jonathan on the History of West Africa. It was very revealing about what Dr. Damages does not know about history.
As the Middle East burns and Russia flexes its muscles, Dr. Damages laments that America is no longer the same America of yore. In “When America was America”, Dr. Damages shows you what Pres. Obama was doing while Gaza burns. The good doctor explains why American politicians are trying to outdo each other in calling Russian President Putin a thug but none of them can say an unkind word about Israeli’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
After days of thorough investigation, Dr. Damages’ crackreporters come back with a video that answers the greatest summer question, “where in the world is Nigeria’s First Lady Patience Jonathan?”