Though the 2015 election has been rescheduled, the endorsements are still pouring in. Wole Soyinka, the Economist magazine, Olusegun Obasanjo etc. But the endorsement that beats the rest was Jesus' endorsement of President Jonathan right on NTA. Dr. Damages tells you how the geniuses at PDP travelled to heaven and pulled it off and what options are now left for the opposition APC to up their game.
The long awaited audit report of the missing $20 bn was handed over to President Jonathan. Ngoo Baby was not at the event. Dr. Damages' crackreporters explain why. They also show you the reaction of Mrs. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala and Diezani Alison Madueke to the contents of the report.
In one of the unforgettable highlights of the campaign, Mrs. Patience Jonathan eloquently explains the difference between PDP and APC. Dr. Damages shows you a performance she put up that got Grammy Award people regretting that they didn't let her sing with Beyonce at the 2015 Grammy.
While other pastors are busy denying that politicians are not giving them money, Rev. Father Mbaka asks those who gave him money to send their account number so that he would wire the money back to them. Verily, verily, Dr. Damages says, the Kingdom of God belongs to the pastors who do not lie.
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