Public Stoning: Would You Stone Jonathan Or Sylva? By Sunday Njokede

By Sunday Njokede

If you compare the positive practical developments in Lagos and Edo States as against the backward barbaric Old Stone Age civilisation in Bayelsa State; the need to stone all former governors of Bayelsa arises immediately. And to achieve that aim, the ‘Occupy Nigeria’ have just captured Jonathan and Sylva and put them up for public stoning.

Furthermore the organisers have imported quality subsidised stones for stoning both former governors of Bayelsa. The reasons for importing subsidised stones was one, for Nigerians to have enough stones – two, local stone production fell short of supply. Some are blaming the stone cabal for the shortage while others are saying it is due to lack of electricity.

If you think that Taliban and Boko Haram are the only ones who promote public stoning, you are damn wrong. Even president Jonathan is a pro-stoning advocate. Follow me as I narrate the whole story to you in living colour.

Yes. Bayelsa State has been living rough since its creation. All ex-governors who piloted her since 1999 are guilty of official negligence and bad performance. They raced the State to rotten bottom.

And as if that is not enough, the damning ways and means Jonathan is manning our statecraft in Abuja put him in a special stone-worthy position. That is why Nigerians have to decide who gets stoned between Jonathan and Sylva. The stoning squad has to be somewhat democratic and partly Taliban.

I can’t wait for Occupy Nigeria to line up the stones and declare the Stoning Squad open in Bayelsa State. I might need a slingshot or catapult for effectiveness. Some people prefer Abuja for this National event. Others are saying an outright military firing squad would do. They contend that Occupy Nigeria and ordinary stoning spree is too feminine. It’d not send a strong message to those who loot and abuse power and position of trust. Come to think of it, firing squad or stoning squad – anything, would do in this era where EFCC and other corruption agencies are in a sleeping mood conniving. Plus Jega’s INEC looking the other way whilst non-performing PDP governors and co., continue to win elections as if in horror and fantasy movies.

Somebody is going six-feet tonight. I mean this fictional and literary.  Don’t get me wrong. Remember the ‘... I shot the sheriff but I didn’t shoot the deputy’ song of Bob Marley?  Never mind Bob Marley for now. We’re not doing any shooting here but stoning two former sheriffs of Bayelsa State: Jonathan and Sylva.

We applaud Occupy Nigeria for giving us the support and swagger to stone Jonathan and Sylva. If this trend continues, we might just have the opportunity to stone public officers each time they err. The National Assembly should be of good cheer and take cue from president Jonathan in legalising stoning of public officers in line with what Occupy Nigeria is doing. Last week in Bayelsa State, President Jonathan had raised the bar of public stoning as he taunted Sylva like this “... I was here in this place some months ago and Bayelsans stoned the governor.” That is, after he accused ex-governor Sylva for non performance.

I know you have had bellyful of the sadism and corruption which the cabal class inflict on man and country.

After all said and done, we are now here in the stoning venue kudos to Occupy Nigeria organisers. Jonathan and Sylva are standing there before you. In this case, who would you stone, Jonathan or Sylva? Do the stoning now! The choice is yours and the stones are plenty subsidised. Those who need catapult for grandiose result should put up their hands. OK! 

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SUNDAY NJOKEDE LEAVES BUHARI FOR ABA

The scene at many motor parks in Kano in recent weeks has had a distressingly foreboding smell. It typifies what is happening in many other states in the North. In droves, they are leaving. Some have lived in these places for over 30 years. For many of the families fleeing, until now, their children never knew other place than these states they are deserting now. It is so because the tempers of these times seem urgent, and tragedies often happen when warnings go unheeded.Those who have been following the exodus of many southerners, particularly Igbos have never failed to ask: Why are they leaving? This is a pertinent question. But as the scripture counsels, a prudent man foreseeth the evil and hideth himself but the simple, that is, the foolish pass on and are punished (Ecclesiastes 22:3).

SUNDAY NJOKEKDE LEAVES ABODE FULANI FOR ABA

The scene at many motor parks in Kano in recent weeks has had a distressingly foreboding smell. It typifies what is happening in many other states in the North. In droves, they are leaving. Some have lived in these places for over 30 years. For many of the families fleeing, until now, their children never knew other place than these states they are deserting now. It is so because the tempers of these times seem urgent, and tragedies often happen when warnings go unheeded.Those who have been following the exodus of many southerners, particularly Igbos have never failed to ask: Why are they leaving? This is a pertinent question. But as the scripture counsels, a prudent man foreseeth the evil and hideth himself but the simple, that is, the foolish pass on and are punished (Ecclesiastes 22:3).

Sunday Njokede is a FRAUD

There is no place for stoning to death in modern society. What you have written is a vivid portrayal of who you are and your intention. But you will never succeed. No sane Ibo man would utter that verbiage. Truth is, you are not who you profess to be.

The truth is that the zooning formula adopted by the PDP during the primary, ceased to be of any legal or logical relevance once President Yar’Adua and Vice President Good Luck Jonathan ran, won, and sworn as President and Vice President respectively. So on the death of either the President or Vice President; it is the constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria that defines succession process, not the zoning law or formula that was adopted by PDP during the primary.

Common dude, show some respect for the office of the President. Nigeria is not a country where sadists like you glamorize 'stoning to death.'

See complete story at http://hamiltonatlarge.blogspot.com/

@Njokede again? Late Sam

@Njokede again? Late Sam Mbakwe, wept twice before his death. Once when he cried out loud and begged the british to come back and rule us again. Good old Sam was nick named the crying gov of Imo state after that incident. Then hrs after his release from BUHARIS gulag, he wept openly at the PHC Inter airport Omagwa, with his son Alex looking helplessly at the father. That was the day Sam Mbakwe, cursed the stars that gave birth him in Imo state. According to Sam, he was sent to Buharis jail because of petition that his own people in Imo state, wrote against him. Today Concorde Hotel built by Sam Mbakwe, stands out as one of the properties his government invested in. The Industrial complex he established before Buhari kicked him out are all dead! The first TV station in Africa and Cocoa House built by Awo in the West, are Gov investments-we saw the firms the resources of the ND were used in erecting in 9ja and which were later sold by elrufai on behalf of FRN.

was buhari stoned over his executions of 9jas-IBB over June 12

@Njokede again? Late Sam Mbakwe, wept twice before his death. Once when he cried out loud and begged the british to come back and rule us again. Good old Sam was nick named the crying gov of Imo state after that incident. Then hrs after his release from BUHARIS gulag, he wept openly at the PHC Inter airport Omagwa, with his son Alex looking helplessly at the father. That was the day Sam Mbakwe, cursed the stars that gave birth him in Imo state. According to Sam, he was sent to Buharis jail because of petition that his own people in Imo state, wrote against him. Today Concorde Hotel built by Sam Mbakwe, stands out as one of the properties his government invested in. The Industrial complex he established before Buhari kicked him out are all dead! The first TV station in Africa and Cocoa House built by Awo in the West, are Gov investments-we saw the firms the resources of the ND were used in erecting in 9ja and which were later sold by elrufai on behalf of FRN.

was IBB stoned because of June 12-buhari 4 ex judicial murder?

@Njokede again? Late Sam Mbakwe, wept twice before his death. Once when he cried out loud and begged the british to come back and rule us again. Good old Sam was nick named the crying gov of Imo state after that incident. Then hrs after his release from BUHARIS gulag, he wept openly at the PHC Inter airport Omagwa, with his son Alex looking helplessly at the father. That was the day Sam Mbakwe, cursed the stars that gave birth him in Imo state. According to Sam, he was sent to Buharis jail because of petition that his own people in Imo state, wrote against him. Today Concorde Hotel built by Sam Mbakwe, stands out as one of the properties his government invested in. The Industrial complex he established before Buhari kicked him out are all dead! The first TV station in Africa and Cocoa House built by Awo in the West, are Gov investments-we saw the firms the resources of the ND were used in erecting in 9ja and which were later sold by elrufai on behalf of FRN.

My own argument is why stone

My own argument is why stone one and leave the other when there is enough stone from Aso Rock more than sufficient for both of them.

@Hamilton: Can you tell us those developments going on in Bayels

@Hamilton

Since Sunday Njokede got it wrong... can u tell us the development going on in Bayelsa state. A few days ago, Jonathan chided Sylva for not completing the 5-star hotel started by Alamaseigha. Is this the development ytou re talking about ? Jonathan did not chide Sylva on education, primary health care system, alternative source of energy or technology but on a 5-star hotel . And you are here defending that ?
Govt. is fortunate the people they govern don't think !!!!

@Hamilton: Can you tell us those developments going on in Bayels

@Hamilton

Since Sunday Njokede got it wrong... can u tell us the development going on in Bayelsa state. A few days ago, Jonathan chided Sylva for not completing the 5-star hotel started by Alamaseigha. Is this the development ytou re talking about ? Jonathan did not chide Sylva on education, primary health care system, alternative source of energy or technology but on a 5-star hotel . And you are here defending that ?
Govt. is fortunate the people they govern don't think !!!!

the punky silver belle of joe!

jonathan has a punky frog-silver in his belle already since the otta/abeokuta gorilla initiated him into the part of betraying by luck in their secret chamber of traitors. Daniel may explain the sylver stone that is destined to kill goodluck if willing to do so.

One Question For "Sunday Njokede"

My question to Sunday Njokede is "Have you ever been to Bayelsa State, or you are basing your assesment of the state on hear say and press clips?"
Another one is "has the Sokoto, Adamawa, Yobe and Borno state governors done more for their states since 1999 than Bayelsa state governors"
Another question ' What makes you think that it is only Lagos and Edo state governors who are transforming their states?" How many states have you visited to see the level of development? Have you really been to Edo state? Can you name the developments going on in Edo state or again you are basing your assesment on hearsay. "Sunday Njokede" have you been to Owerri, Enugu, Akwa Ibom, Port Harcourt, Jos etc to see what some other governors are doing?
We are getting tired of ACN/CPC apologists who thrive on confusion.

I will use Sylvia to stone

I will use Sylvia to stone GEJ.