Dear President Obama, Goodluck Jonathan Must Be Invited To Washington! By Pius Adesanmi

My learned friend and mayor, you think you can wake up any day and write what you want to? Well my blame goes to Jonathan and his recent types who 've taken up leadership in Nigeria at all levels and still dont want to adopt the principles of management.
If Obj was to be in office, you won't try this. Else you would be enlisted in the next plane crash in this country. But there you are, Jonathan is a gentle man hence, anyone could ridicule him.
As for your Obama, i would rather get Nigerians fast to make sure he never meets our president before he infects him with his blood thirsty nature. killing innocent babes in the name of abortion and making sure there is never peace in the easth, Africa and even far asia.

brilliant satire.it gives me assurance that Achebe is survived.

Shut up and go fuck yourself. Arsehole.

weda d mayor's name is 'i go dye', dady showki or lagbaja, it doesn't mata. get d mssg he is passing across...dis is a wel written piece n wil pass 4 a test on satire in literature bt its funny hw som ppl ar out to decode/detect errors instead of undastandin d core mssg d author is bringin out. y'all know satire by its name n nt what it stans 4 das y ur lookin for correctness of details....its lyk u got an f9 in literature?

YEAH!!! i am a professor of Japanese Language...oya! APPLAUSE!!! Listen...i) anybody can teach african history to white people. ii) african literature and Eng. 2927???...purlease!!! just like a typical nigerian product, he was rated average of 2.5 on "rate your professor". in nigeria, he is a fierce lion of a writer, a professor. my sophomore students can string up sentences with far better clarity that some bullshit write-up. excuse me, am going to go vomit and get this whole toxic shit out of my system!!! God save us from mediocrity.

so because someone is a professor of english, they are now a real professor? what would you call a real professor with substance? what good will a professor of english do in society except write and tell us bullshit cacamimi stories under pretense of rigorous objective research. personally speaking, critical thinking skills are singularly far more substantive than just writing. professor my nyansh!!! nigerians and mediocrity...we have been bamboozled and hood winkled to the nth degree that we glorify anything that has 'professor' attached to it.

Sadly, Pius, ...the people for whom you daily write and fight have neither a basic understanding of the significance of the fight nor a modicum of appreciation for intellectual discourse as represented in your frequent critics . No,...not in the very least! They do not even recognize a satire when visited with one so elegantly written. Blame them not. Their minds have been degraded and rendered impotent by years of abuse, neglect and misrule. I sometimes find myself wondering if the problem with Nigeria is that of poor leadership or simply a case of horrible citizenry. I have come to believe that a government may indeed be forced on a people, but ultimately the people determine the character of their government. It must be understood that the circumstance that fosters and engenders a continuous string of persistently depraved leaders in any nation, can only emanate from the putrid bowels of poor followership!

Changed ur name to wahala, anyhow monkey change him colour na still monkey him be...ahmadu Ali called u and ur foolish yoruba people ungratefull idiots and u all wanted to derobe the good man of wisdom, see ur people now adding insults to ur unborn generation see brother so called most educated doesn't know slave trade has ended still licking ass in yankee na woo

You read all the responses to this post and you begin to understand why Nigeria is the way it is and why for the foreseeable future we'll be chasing shadows.

Yeah, Nigeria is finished because Obasanjo and his Yoruba kinsmen are experts in chasing shadows. Awolowo was the first expert. Adedibu and Obasanjo followed in awo’s footsteps.

And the typical Naija response to anything said about the way we are is to point fingers and try and show that there is someone out there much worse. Sad. So because the US is corrupt it makes it fine for Nigeria to be corrupt.

NO! Because Ayoka Adebayo, Olagunsoye Oyinlola, Segun Oni, Teslim Folarin, and Ayodele Fayose were murderers does not make it right that your father becomes a murderer or that the killers of Bola Ige and Funsho Williams should be pronounced as saints. You got it now? Because you failed to prosecute Olusegun Obasanjo does not mean that killers are not prosecuted in USA.

You and him got a lot of growing up to do, just like Olusegun Obasango of Yoruba land. There is this inferiority complex with you people from that part of the country. Satire or no satire, we did not read the name of the current Lagos governor or the name of Mandela. Rather we read "John-Smith Budweiser
Mayor of the District of Columbia". We read President Obama of the United States. He supplicated to his heroes and masters for help because of his sense of helplessness that grew out of his inferiority complex.

You read all the responses to this post and you begin to understand why Nigeria is the way it is and why for the foreseeable future we'll be chasing shadows. We have all the educational degrees in the world but lack the ability or understanding to apply what what we crammed when it comes down to it. People simply cannot interpret this for what it is... A satire. Can you imagine someone enlightened enough to use the internet trying to prove that John-Smith Budweiser is not the Mayor of the District of Columbia?!!! He thinks he's just had a Christopher Columbus moment.SMH

And the typical Naija response to anything said about the way we are is to point fingers and try and show that there is someone out there much worse. Sad. So because the US is corrupt it makes it fine for Nigeria to be corrupt. Does it change the fact that anyone speaking about the corruption in Nigeria is merely speaking the truth?

Some of you guys should grow up and get a sense of humour. Have you ever heard of jest? Political satire? Irony?

The letter is obviously a joke. But it is rooted in the tragedy we find ourselves in.

this is some crazy write-up shit. yellow belly bastards. limp dick morons who want to keep sucking on american tits. when will you motherfuckers grow up. spineless jelly fish that flows with the stream. an invite from obama is now the measure of a president's caliber. OBAMA'S STOOGE, HIS LAP DOG...HE PETS AND FEEDS YOU YOU REMNANTS FROM HIS TABLE. no wonder we have been under their thumbs and probably shall continue to be. american ass kissers. BOOTY LICKERS!!! when will you be a man about your country instead of writing your fucking satire from the comfort of the us. live the life before you write about it. how would you know about the daily struggles to write about when you have no experienced it. ishi nmebi. i wonder who you report to over there? american or canadians? every whore has a price.

Owembe people! Why not write Obama to rescue from the murderous hands of the thugs in yoruba land.
You always crying, "Obama, please save us. America please save my people from this or that person".
What of the deadly killers in your Yoruba homes? When will you seek for America's help in digging out the killers of Bola Ige?
Who murdered Bola Ige? Was it Jonathan or Obasanjo?
Who murdered Funsho Williams? Was it Jonathan or Obasanjo?
Who rigged the elections in ekiti election rerun? Was it Jonathan or Obasanjo?
Who murdered more than 500 innocent soul in Anambara to impose Uba? Was it Jonathan or Obasanjo? Who raised Odi to the ground?
You people think you have gotten away with your mayhem and destruction of Nigeria.
Think again, because from now unto next 100 years, you must pay. Your children and grandchildren must pay with their blood.

This Professor will not cease to amaze me. Rather than join heads with other intellectuals to find a solution to the problems, all he does it to write articles. How does this affect the price of garri in the market? I forgot! You don't take garri where you are. Nigeria is messed and as interesting and developed Canada is, you still yearn to come back home. But, you can't. Nigeria is messed! And you've made money there, but a Second class citizen will forever be a Second class citizen. We need solutions oga. I'm tired well articulated rubbish. I still read one last week on Premium times. How does that help us?

Since Obasanjo came and destroyed Nigeria, his kinsmen have been restless trying to deny him. They first said that Obasanjo is not Yoruba. Now, they are saying that he was anti-Yoruba. But they will never write an article to demand for his prosecution for the atrocities and genocides he committed. Lately, Jonathan has been their whipping boy as they rain curses on him. They are not asking for the heads of the killers of Lateef Salako, Tunji Omojola, and Ayo Daramola because they know the implications of rooting out so many murderers in high places in their homes.

I hardly ever read this semi fulani-man beyond the first para-just a waste of time glancing through the rubbish he enough pens for Bakare and Buhari-A man is granted pardon and some insane regionalist are saying No-where are the crooks who stole our 55 trillion naira worth of oil revenue-from the SS? Yeye clowns who think they can harass ppl from the SS into submitting to their internal colonization agenda-if I had my way I would have asked every settler out of the Niger Delta-these clowns think we are fools-Franklin Roosevelt pardoned 3,687 crooks-which included murderers-most of them WHITES-and a man whose father died waiting for his retirement benefit is saying Jonathan should be summoned to the white house-4 questioning-these are neo colonialist stooges like Mobotu-who sold his ppl cheap to the imperialist powers-Nigeria was without light b4 Jonathan took over-with 17b for light gone into the pocket of the tripod-did any ijaw man benefit from it?

Your premise is beyond the comprehension capacity of slimy creek crooks, one even says you're spreading falsehood by signing the letter as "John-Smith Budweiser". That's their level, and my reason for: "Aborigine Education is Contaminated Education". Thugs like Deri and his Crumb-Catchers will throw multiple tantrum of abuses at you with their regional jingoism. The collateral damages of Dumbo's Blockbuster Blunder include Bill Gates cancelling a Healthcare-oriented visit to Naija, Obama's unusual scolding of 9ja/cancellation of visit, The EU threatening sanctions, International isolations, etc. Yet, gutter-dwelling fools write as if we're an Island Nation. Thugs 4-crumbs!

We need to collab and write them a musical: "Circus of Clowns" - the story of Aborigine "Clown Prince" trying to trap "The Flying Dwarf" using a bottle of Ogogoro as bait. Meanwhile, the midget is plotting a Coup to occupy the prince's throne using Harry Porter brooms ...funny story indeed, our Aborigines!

DERI,OTILE,SUMANGURU,and the rest of monetary ethnists can condemn America but their tribal lord Dr. Mountain of Disorder, can neither condemn nor scorn America because they (Americans) have his crimes dozier since he was a deputy Governor up to the time he was ethno-religiously rigged into Aso Rock to assume the leadership of a criminals gang. We in the North refuse to support this dummy because we know he could not be a good leader. Now even those that voted him are regretting it.

Dear President Obama, there are a lot of Yoruba thugs, murderers, and thieves that must be invited to Washington.

The Ekiti grand mother with a Christian conscience, Ayoka Adebayo, should be invited to explain her part in rigging election in Ekiti.

Olagunsoye Oyinlola, the former governor of Osun, should be invited to explain his comment that AK47s and army uniforms should be given to Yoruba thugs to kill Yoruba voters who wanted to participate in Ekiti re-run election.

Segun Oni, the former governor of ekiti, had a dungeon in governors mansion. He used the dungeon to torture and kill journalists. Invite him to Washington.

Teslim Folarin, a sitting Yoruba senator who murdered another Yoruba.

Ayodele Fayose, the former ekiti governor who murdered many Yoruba.

The killers of Bola Ige, Funsho Williams, and others should be invited.

Olusegun Obasanjo, the mother of all thieves, all murderers, .

Well said.

This article to me has perfectly described the mindset of all our leaders and top officials. Corruption and greed are inborn in Nigerians, passed down our throats via our mother’s breast milk. Don't forget that some of these people did not have shoes as kids and that they are out to show others and the world how they have been "blessed", such that they can now buy jets and shop at such malls that are not available in their country, can go for medical check-ups in well equipped hospitals abroad. Nigeria is a country where blessing is measured in stolen money.

I thought u had something reasonable to say, reading your write up was a waste of my time. You silly.

THIS ARTICLE HAS SAID IT ALL. INVITING NIGERIAN PRESIDENT TO SPEND A NIGHT IN ZIMBABWE CAN XHANGE THE LIFE OF THE ZIMBABWEAN POSITIVELY FOR ONE YEAR. WITH ALL THESE EXTRAVAGANT SPENDING, OTUOKE INDIGIENE ARE STILL LIVING BELOW $0.5/DAY., NOT TO TALK OF OTHER PART OF THE COUNTRY.
DERI, I HOPE YOU WILL BE PART OF THE CONVOY THAT WILL BE GOING WITH DUMBO. COME 2015, YOU SHALL ALL BE FLUSHED TO THE SUCKAWAY. ONYIOCHI.

Egbon Pius u don come again! I dey lafu o!

Dear President Obama, there are a lot of Yoruba thugs, murderers, and thieves that must invited to Washington.
The Ekiti grand mother with a Christian conscience, Ayoka Adebayo, should be invited to explain her part in rigging election in Ekiti
Olagunsoye Oyinlola, the former governor of Osun, should be invited to explain his comment that AK47s and army uniforms should be given to Yoruba thugs to kill Yoruba voters who wanted to participate in Ekiti re-run election.
Segun Oni, the former governor of ekiti, had a dungeon in governors mansion. He used the dungeon to torture and kill journalists. Invite him to Washington.
Teslim Folarin, a sitting Yoruba senator who murdered another Yoruba.
Ayodele Fayose, the former ekiti governor who murdered many Yoruba.
The killers of Bola Ige, Funsho Williams, and others should be invited.
Olusegun Obasanjo, the mother of all thieves, all murderers, and all corrupt officials, the inventor of corruption, should be invited

Pius, I know you can read & write but please read about the sins of the US in Iraq, Ruwanda, Slavery, Libya, Slavery in africa, Vietnam, Korea, Invasion of Panama, support for Botha's aparthied govt in South africa, etc., Pius u mean say you no no all these? How brainwashed have u become? So america is your standard? I dey sorry for you & your generation. I know you have already lost Illorin but it should not be permanent in your lives. Go for deliverance at mount Kilmanjaro or come to River Ethiope so we go use Sapele water wash your head. We're expecting you to come for treatment.

Verily verily I say unto you, Nigeria is not a country but a continent.

Long live the United Republic of the SS&SE

Obama did not invite dis idiot called Jona becos him go invest with him corruption disease abi una don forget say goat wey follow dog waka go chop shit take a good look at people around Jona how corruption dey run through there blood Obama please no associate with Jona if you no want to lose your respect I don talk my ownooo.

THIS REPORT IS NOT TOO TRUE.THE NAME OF THE MAYOR OF THE CITY OF COLUMBIA IS Steve Benjamin.however the report is rich in its ironical positioning of Mr Bastard called I have no shoes.the content is true only the name of the mayor was not correct.

obama is slave to the white man. yeye dey smell

Pope Pius, FYI, I've lived in the Wash DC metro since 1985 till present and not once did any news about Africa made it to the headlines except the by-lines and fine-prints on Free South Africa (Nelson Mandela) movements or Gadhafi tantrums. In fact, I never heard of your story about Mr. Obama's invite to the so-called 4 African HoS until you mention it here. So, who cares if the Headmaster invites 4 primary school-form-one-boys to the podium to "send a message" to the big-boys at the back of the class? Give me a break and grow up, Pius! You only embarrass yourself with your small mind, pleading for another President to wag yours. No wonder Africans don’t get any respect. Tsk!