Let’s Negotiate Nigeria By Chido Onumah

Chido Onumah
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Chido Onumah

“There is nothing exclusive in the term unity; unity for Nigeria holds out the best chance for progress when that unity is a unity of purpose rather than the present hollow approach to unity for sake of unity. For unity to be meaningful, it has to be creative, not the unity of Jonah in the whale but the unity of holy matrimony. The first can only lead to defecation, the second to procreation”. – Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu.

I have just finished work on a new book titled Nigeria is Negotiable. Its release is scheduled to coincide with the 20th anniversary of the June 12, 1993, presidential election won by Chief Moshood Abiola. Many of us know how that experiment under the gap-toothed dictator, Gen. Ibrahim Babangida, ended. But that is a topic for another essay.

It is the title of the book that is of interest here. I chose the title deliberately, to stir debate; but it is also a reaffirmation of my conviction about where our dear country is headed and what needs to be done. At no time since I became politically conscious more than three decades ago have I been as worried as I am today about Project Nigeria.   

What is worrying is not so much the demands of various groups who seek to tear the country apart, but the hypocrisy and half-hearted response of those who are in a position to save the looming calamity. That we are still debating whether there is a nation, almost 100 years after the country was created and 53 years of political independence is emblematic of a country mired in deep crisis.

I take that back. There is really no debate about the future of our country. What we have are platitudes, threats and a presupposition that one way or another, things will work out. If we had any meaningful debate, perhaps we would have come to the inevitable conclusion that there is so much wrong with Nigeria and that if we do not deal with the cancer of disunity, it will metastasize and consume the country.  
President Jonathan, like all rulers before him, has had occasions to talk about the vexed issue of national unity, the most recent being in September 2012 during the national summit and rally for peace, unity and development, organised by the Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC).
“I agree with other speakers that we cannot talk about cannibalising and balkanising Nigeria,” the president said. “I think those who are thinking that way want to be kings in tiny islands, because I believe from the little I know that Nigeria is still rated as a country to look at globally. It’s not because we produce oil and some people think it’s because of our oil. One small country with less than 10 million population produces more oil than Nigeria. So it is not the oil, it is not the vast land. What is the land space of Nigeria compared to Sudan? So any person who feels that they just want to stay as one nation, just want to be king without hard work. They will not get it, because Nigeria will not divide’’.
How many times have we heard the glib talk “Nigeria will not divide” or “the unity of the country is nonnegotiable”? Of course, if it were as simple as the president imagined, we would not spend valuable time and space on the issue. It seems people talk about the unity of Nigeria the way it suits them. For many, it is the unity of Jonah in the belly of the whale.
It is our inability to confront this unhealthy unity that is our greatest undoing. There is something troubling about the structure of Nigeria which explains why we cannot achieve much no matter how hard we try to “move the country forward”, to use the weasel words of our politicians.
While not excusing corruption and the perfidy of the ruling class, we can conveniently argue that the monumental corruption going on in the country, the violation of human rights, the contempt for rule of law and widespread injustice are all tied inexorably to the structure of the country. So we need to go back to basics. In a sentence, we need to negotiate Nigeria. This has become imperative in the light of the “clear and present danger”.
Every day, we hear war drums, threats and counter threats. A few days ago, leader of the Niger Delta Peoples Volunteer Force, Alhaji Mujaheed Dokubo-Asari, while reacting to the faceoff between President Jonathan and Governor Rotimi Amaechi of Rivers State vowed that, “There will be no peace, not only in the Niger Delta, but everywhere, if Goodluck Jonathan is not the president by 2015, except God takes his life, which we do not pray for”.
“Jonathan has uninterrupted eight years of two terms to be president, according to the Nigeria constitution,” Dokubo-Asari added. “We must have our uninterrupted eight years of two tenures. I am not in support of any amendment to the constitution that will reduce the eight years”.
If this is not a declaration of war against the Nigerian state, I do not know what is. But that is the nature of our democracy. Our votes do not count; they have never counted. I do not know which constitution Dokubo-Asari is referring to, but the 1999 constitution which President Jonathan swore to uphold does not guarantee an automatic “uninterrupted eight years of two tenures” for any Nigerian no matter where they come from.
In the past, we talked about the hegemony of the three dominant ethnic groups in the country. That is no longer the case. If you thought Dokubo-Asari was merely being mischievous, perhaps you missed the memo by the Special Adviser to the President on Niger Delta, and chairman, presidential amnesty programme, Kingsley Kuku, who last week warned of “dire consequences in the Niger Delta if President Jonathan is not re-elected”.
Speaking at a session with officials of the U.S. State Department led by the Deputy Assistant Secretary of State (Bureau of African Affairs), Donald Teitelbaum, Kuku was reported to have said, “Only Mr. Jonathan can guarantee peace in the restive region and hence, the compelling need to persuade him to seek re-election in 2015”.
“However, if we allow anything to hurt the peace in the Niger Delta, Nigeria’s economy will be endangered and energy security in Nigeria and even America will not be guaranteed. The attention and interest of the U.S. in Nigeria must remain the stability of the Niger Delta and the easiest way to ensure this is to encourage President Jonathan to complete an eight-year term,” Kuku said.
What kind of president instigates war against his own people? It is only a president that does not have faith in the country he governs. Of course, if we uphold the right of one group to wage war against the state, we cannot, for any reason, deny same to other groups. That is why the planned trial of members of the Movement for the Actualisation of the Sovereign State of Biafra (MASSOB) for treason must be resisted.
We may dismiss Dokubo-Asari, but it is difficult to fault his assertion that “The 2015 general elections would ‘define and decide’ the existence of Nigeria”. That much was confirmed by the statement credited to Farouk Adamu Aliyu a former member of the House of Representatives and the 2011 Congress for Progressive Change, (CPC) governorship candidate in Jigawa State who warned a few days ago that, “It is either a Northerner as president in 2015 or there will be no more Nigeria”.
"Let me also use this opportunity to say on behalf of us in the north that nobody has monopoly of violence and that on behalf of the people of northern extraction, there shall be no one Nigeria if a northerner is not elected president of this country, because politics is a game of numbers and the Ijaw people are not up to one million or two million or even five million,” Aliyu said.
In “response” to Dokubo-Asari, Aliyu put forward a faulty argument which is as cynical as it is troubling. The fact that the “Ijaw people are not up to one million or two million or even five million” does not in any way vitiate the right of an Ijaw man to emerge as president of Nigeria or reelected as president of Nigeria. What about other Nigerians who are not Ijaws or Northerners? Are they not entitled to be president of Nigeria?

Before now, we heard from people who promised to make Nigeria “ungovernable” if President Jonathan won the 2011 election. Clearly, our problem as a nation is much graver than we are willing to admit.
Rather than worrying about reelection in 2015, President Jonathan can etch his name in history and save Nigeria by facilitating a process for “we the people” to have a meaningful debate about the future of Nigeria.

The president seems fortunate to be in charge when the country celebrates 100 years of amalgamation. What an auspicious moment to negotiate Nigeria. Forget corruption, forget electricity, forget infrastructure. You need to have a nation for these things to work.

I hope it is not asking too much!

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In The Throes Of Death

Nigerias is convulsing in the throes of disintergration as rightly predicted by the Americans.

Not even soldiers, policemen and the security forces are exempt from the clear and present danger that Nigeria currently is.

The problem is, those who benefit the most from the carcass called Nigeria will never see the impending danger till they be mobbed and killed by the masses in an uprising and their bodies hung from meat hooks.

division now!

While not wanting to wish my life away, I wish It were already 2015. Let us bring an end to that hellhole. I don't know if the grass is greener elsewhere but believe me with the situation in "one niegeriah" as it is now, most people except of course the Islamic northerners are willing to take a chance. It is understandable that the islamic north wants and cherish "one niegeriah" but the mumu "leaders" from the whole south really beat me with their unity songs...but that as well we now know is wayo like the holy north's "one niegeriah"

NIGERIA as a country is meaningless to the citizens! (2)

Another area I explored in the book is saving lives in a motor vehicle accident scene. Nigeria's first responders to an accident scene are supposedly the Federal Road Safety Commission (FRSC). Yet, all they have for their work are Toyota Hilux pick up vans which are, of course, deployed to convey corpses to the mortuaries! The FRSC has no single functional ambulance vehicle while ASO ROCK and NASS have each over 20 well-equipped and functional ambulance vehicles!

My friend, Col. Lawan Gwadabe, Chairman of FRSC, every year goes before the NASS to first defend their appropriation and to explain the need for better funding for FRSC. The response has always been that there is no money! Yet, there was sufficient money to vote N4 BILLION for Dame Patie to build a house; N5 BILLION for the FCT Minister to resettle the destitute and prostitutes and another N7 BILLION to erect two city gates!!!

NIGERIA as a country is meaningless to the citizens! (1)

I have since concluded that Nigeria's challenges are irredeemable. Also, after a dedicated research I came to the conclusion that the only option left for the citizens to begin to enjoy and reap benefits of responsible governance and political leadership is for the country to desolve to 6 countries. I am writing a book I have tentatively titled: HOW NIGERIAN LEADERS DEHUMANIZE THE CITIZENS. In my book I examined and analyzed 100 reasons why the continued existence of Nigeria as it is today is meaningless, some form of man's inhumanity to man!

One area I explored in the book was on safety and security. Nigeria is the only country in the whole wide world that the Police Force does not have a SINGLE functional database for its law enforcement. If the states had STATE POLICE and they were up to the task, Boko Haram and the other murderous sects would not have sprung on us like they were ghosts and do not live among the people.

NIGERIA is meaningless to Ndi Igbo!

The projected court trial of MASSOB leaders will be the finality for Ndi Igbo whether we will continue to accept to be dehumanized by Nigeria or if we will now be compelled to take up arms, cudgels, matchete, sticks, whatever, and fight for a meaningful existence and guaranteed future for the next generation.

Boko Haram is being implored to accept amnesty in addition to multi million dollars to lay down their arms after murdering and maiming over 10,000 Nigerians majority of who are Ndi Igbo and destruction of their properties worth over US$1 BILLION. But the peaceful MASSOB is the association Nigeria wants to try for treason! In human history, no ethnic group had had its 3 million people murdered without guaranteeing them separate existence, only Ndi Igbo.

Let me warn Nigeria. We have an Igbo saying, do not touch the tiger's tail whether it is alive or has feigned dead!

A Dark Reality Gradually Unfolding

When the US released a statement a few years ago about the imminent disintegration of Nigeria, our oppressors-in-chief spat, swore and turned up their noses in vehement denial. But given the prevailing circumstances in the country today, no one needs a soothsayer to reveal that Nigeria is gradually gravitating towards doomsday. The problem of fragile unity bedeviling our corporate existence does not really just stem from the fault lines of religious extremism and tribalism, but also from the fact that we are collectively still suffering from the vestiges of colonialism and neocolonialism. Even if Nigeria breaks up into smaller independent entities, chances are very high that one may still find the same problems besetting the new entities, because it will still the same people with the same mindset. No one can put new wine in an old wineskin. The result? Your guess is as good as mine.

What could be worse than what we have now?

If it happened in USSR, Sudan, and many, many other places then, it could easily happen here. Who knows? How bad could it get? What could be worse than what we have now? The people of Nigeria sympathy factor for a united one Nigeria is zero. Only the politicians want one Nigeria and that is no surprise to the rest of us. I’m surprise we made it past 50 years. Too many variables to consider and compromise to make everybody happy.

NIGERIA IS ON THE BEND. GOING.............?

WHAT CRYSTAL BALL MIGHT YOU BE GAZING AT? YOU DO NOT NEED THE BIBLICAL JOSEPH IN THE PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCES TO FORETELL THE FUTURE OF NIGERIA - UNITY OR DISUNITY; BECAUSE THE HAND WRITING HAS BEEN BOLDLY INSCRIBED ON THE SANDS OF TIME THAT NIGERIA AS AN ENTITY, IS DOOMED TO EXPIRATION. POLITICAL SHENANIGANS COULD BE TOLERATED. BUT, IDEOLOGICAL BROUHAHA BEING PROPAGATED AND PROPELLED BY THE HAUSA/FULANI ISLAMISTS IS PARALLEL AND ANTITHETICAL TO MODERN DISCUSS.

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