Saturday, 18 May 2013
Doctor Damages Episode 70
A big calamity befell our dear Dr. Damages at the eve of the New Year. As a result, he missed the ball drop at Times Square. In his 70th episode, Dr. Damages explains. While everyone spent the New Year eve praying to get all their heart's desires, Dr. Damages begged to differ. In his characteristic way, he asks, what if his heart's desire is YOU. Yeah! Will you ask God to hand you over to naughty Dr. Damages? On New Year Eve 86 year old playboy founder, Hugh Hefner married his 26 year old girlfriend. Dr. Damages uses his calculator to estimate the current age of the baby that playboy Tuface will marry when he is 86. Handlers of Nigerian sick governors abroad go to any length to prove that their men are still alive. You cannot believe the video Gov. Chime sent home to his people as proof. Dr. Damages joins Prophet T. B. Joshua, Pastor Enoch Adeboye and Guru Maharaji to make some 2013 predictions. To crown it all, Dr, Damages gets a new sexy assistant, Fatima. Also in appearance are Hilary Clinton, George H. Bush, Nelson Mandela and Margaret Thatcher. Dr. Damages is a weekly satirical online television show that airs each Saturday on SaharaTV. The show takes a satirical look at recent stories in politics and pop culture in Nigeria and around Africa. For more Dr.Damages, check this out: http://saharatvonline.com/?page_id=190
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