January 16, 2009
· AKPAN bought a new mobile phone. He sent a
message to everyone on his phone book. The message read:
‘My mobile number has changed; earlier it was Nokia 3310,
now it is Nokia 6610. Please take note’.
· In a conversation:
AKPAN: I am proud because my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really? What is he studying?
AKPAN: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
· Akpan visits his Doctor
AKPAN: Doctor, in my dreams I play football every night.
DOCTOR: Take these drugs and you will be okay.
AKPAN: Can I take it tomorrow? Tonight is the final game.
· Akpan with his wife
AKPAN: If I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I will stay with my sister but if I die will you
remarry?
AKPAN: No, I will also stay with your sister.
· AKPAN: People consider me as a ‘GOD’
Wife: How do you know?
AKPAN: When I went to the park today, everybody said, oh
GOD, you have come again.
· AKPAN comes back to his car and finds a
note saying ‘parking fine’
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole ‘Thanks for the
compliment’
· How do you recognise Akpan in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from his book when the
teacher erases the board.
· Once AKPAN was walking, he had a glove in
one hand and not on the other hand.
So a man asked him why he did so.
He replied: The weather forecast announced that on one
hand, it would be cold and on the other hand it would be
hot.
· Akpan in the bar
His cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says:
‘Hello. How did you know I was here?’
· AKPAN: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race; the winner will get the Cup.
AKPAN: If only the winner will get the Cup, why are the
others running?
· In a classroom
Teacher: ‘I killed a person’. Convert this sentence
into a future tense.
AKPAN: The future tense is ‘You will go to jail’.
· AKPAN told his servant: ‘Go and water
the plants!’
Servant: ‘It is already raining’
AKPAN: ‘So what? Take an umbrella and go’
Hope you found Akpan’s world interesting and did u have a
good laugh???
Ayi
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