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An Open Letter to the Publisher, SaharaReporters

February 11, 2009
Omoyele Sowore! Omoyele Sowore!! Omoyele Sowore!!!-How many times did I call your name? Three times! If you think that you will continue to publish yeye stories about our dear hard working President, you will soon receive a message from us. Infact, we will soon organize a five million-man-march to Washington DC, to force Obama to close your yeye news site and off course deport you to Nigeria. Look, one million court pronouncements will not save your passport from seizure if you venture into Nigeria.


How can you continue to publish that our President is sick, just because he is slim. Don’t you know that slimliness, like cleanliness is next to Godliness. Didn’t our own Agbani conquer the world of beauty because she is slim? You even published that he is on sick leave, when he only took two weeks off duty to go and explore the natural beauty of Obudu cattle ranch, haba! He even handed over to his Vice, yet you did not publish such gracious gesture. If our dear President, elected in the freest and fairest election in Nigeria (The Supreme Court can’t be wrong), is actually sick, how come it is only your news site that publishes that?, why haven’t Thisday  Newspapers, Source Magazine and Daily Independent Newspapers published such news?, for your information, our dear President and his beautiful wife, her Exellency, plays squash for two hours non stop every day at the Aso Rock indoor games facility.

You even have the Temerity to publish photos of boy o boy playing with money and rifle inside Aso Rock, how does that concern you? Is Aso Rock your father’s compound? If your father did not have money and automatic rifle to give to you to play with when you were boy o boy’s age, whose fault is that? This is complete bad belle.

 As if you have not committed enough atrocities, you went ahead recently to publish that my sister and her fellow patriotic news editors collected land in Abuja. What is wrong with that? After all, we have it on good authority that you recently bought the empire state building in New york, you see my point, how on earth did you get money to buy such property. We also have it on good authority that you visited Gani Fawehimi in London and collected millions of pounds sterling in cash from him, which you have now passed on to MEND to use in overthrowing our President.

Can you now see that we have enough evidence to lock you up in prison forever on charges of treason, treasonable felony, felony, sedition, intimidation of constituted authority, defamation, etc, etc.

 Anyway, if you repent sha, your own land is waiting for you in Abuja, but if you don’t, then await our parcel, I have spoken!

 

 From: Chidi Anthony Opara.

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