The death of Osama bin Laden must be of concern to people like Ibrahim Babangida, Olusegun Obasanjo and all those who live in Hilltop mansions. Whatever they do, they do not want to make the same mistakes that Osama made in his final days.
The death of Osama bin Laden must be of concern to people like Ibrahim Babangida, Olusegun Obasanjo and all those who live in Hilltop mansions. Whatever they do, they do not want to make the same mistakes that Osama made in his final days.
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Here are the top ten mistakes Osama bin Laden made in his last days.
10. He took his wife and children to war which meant that he needed a courier to buy diapers and pads.
9 His decision to chill in Abbotabad when it was well known that the Americans were looking for all the bad guys in every city with a name that ended with –bad. Islamabad, Nazirabad, Jaffrabad, Jacobabad, Hyderabad, Faisalabad, Abbottabad etc.
8 Living in a million dollar mansion without a phone or internet connection raised the question of how the occupant of the mansion got his pornography.
7 Not reading Obama’s horoscope for May published in Afghanistan Vogue magazine that clearly stated that in May “Obama gets Osama.”
6 His decision to put a skull instead of a star and crescent on top of the barbed wire hanging on the 18-foot wall raised suspicion.
5 Misinterpreting the significance of Obama’s discovery of his birth certificate - it was a sign from the heavens for Osama to issue his final tape and relocate.
4 Praying to the eye of an America’s satellite and thinking it was a shooting star.
3 Using a courier service for the delivery of his Playboy magazine instead of the good old U.S. post office’s priority mail that won’t track any delivery.
2 Smiling for Google earth’s camera thinking it was one of his 72 virgins waving at him.
1 Agreeing to do a remixing of the Best of Osama bin Laden’s tapes in a Karachi studio owned by the Navy SEAL.
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