I have a name but you may just call me dodo for the present time. I have just participated a crime from the future. But before you arrest me, I urge you to recognise that my crime may be punishable under two jurisdictions. Even though the scam is from the future, it is an international crime.
I have a name but you may just call me dodo for the present time. I have just participated a crime from the future. But before you arrest me, I urge you to recognise that my crime may be punishable under two jurisdictions. Even though the scam is from the future, it is an international crime.
A pathetic case of what clueless Nigerians do because they are hopelessly incapable of learning from their environment.
I do not have any faith in the paperwork bandied about in Nigeria, as The Federal Constitution as much of it do not make much sense. In the truest sense, its a useless gimmick. And the only reason it is still around, the way it is, is much the same way Nigeria herself is around, a living memento of the word tragedy.
One Oyinbo man described Obasanjo's modern Nigeria the other day most aptly : A working failed state.
Whatever that means, one suspects the bombing of Louis Edet - in the scheme of things, seeming mindless orchestration within a larger mindless elite orchestration that Nigeria herself is - is a new shift in the stakes: The battle for the soul of name-space Nigeria.
As always, interesting although extraordinarily sad times are ahead.
Meanwhile President Goodluck Jonathan still dresses, zips around, and speaks around like a flight Captain preparing for sleep just when his jet is nosediving into the Atlantic at a rate-of-descent that will frighten even more experienced bomber-fighters.
The majority of Nigeria' elite - her leadership class are stupid.
They cannot get their aprons off their puppets masters in London and Washington. And to those ones, for as long as the oil well flows, the people inhabiting the namespace Nigeria are, at best clueless baboons. I do not blame them.
The problem is us.
However, because the Abia state governor - Theodore Orji is sworn-in under the so-called constitution, I wish to report to him a crime from the future.
I do not expect him to do anything about this, because of what I know about him. But I know he surely has a lot of power to do a lot about this crime, under the current contradiction that is Nigeria's constitution.
In the scam, I became liable for a conspiracy to commit forgery, and perhaps more.
I inadvertently participated in a scam from the future. But before I am arrested, I hereby announce to the world the first episode of a scam from the future.
Here is the script. I have already hired my lawyers because even though I do not envisage that Theodore Orji has the guts to investigate a scam from yesterday, I trust that he will grow the guts to investiage a scam from the future. I would expect to be arrested when the future is here.
Enjoy. And wish me luck at court.
Dear Governor/ Sir/ Dee
Congratulations on your recent re-election to office as the Executive Governor of our dear state Abia. As they say that action speaks louder than voice, your re-election was a manifestation that the people of Abia State loved you and the work you had been doing since assumption of office in 2007. They wanted you to continue your good work, and they spoke with their votes. Dear brother and uncle, please continue in your good steps, and God in his infinite mercy will be your guiding step and angel as he has done since 2007 when you initially became the Executive Governor of our beloved Abia State.
My name is XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX though I reside permanently in London United Kingdom but come home as time permits. I schooled at Government College Umuahia, after which I went to Ahmadu Bello Universirty in Zaria where I read International Studies. Upon graduation and NationaI Youth Service, I travelled to London where I have made home for the past twelve years, and it’s where I am writing you this letter from.
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I work for London Metropolitan Police Service MPS presently as a Designated Detention Officer, however I have been employed by the MPS through other roles for the past 9 yrs. I hope and pray that this letter meets you well.
Dee, it is true that I have acquired British citizenship over the years I have lived here, and is a British Passport holder, but I have no plans or intentions of living in United Kingdom throughout the rest of my life. I intend to return to Ibeku our father land at some stage in my life. I have not forgotten and will not forget where I come from. To prove my position, I came home to marry a wife in 2008 when I believed it was time for that. My wife is from Mbieri in Mbaitolu Local Govt Area in Imo State.
It is true that my two little children are also British passport holders courtesy of me as their father, but I have every plan to make them know that they are from Ibeku land, not London United Kingdom.
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His Excellency, to make this dream come true, and my plan a reality, I am begging you to use your honourable office to approve an allocation for a parcel of land around the state house of assembly complex area on my behalf.
This parcel of land will be used to develop a private residential building for me to live in, and for my children to grow up in. With a home in Umuahia, I will be able to frequently bring my family home, and expose my children most importantly to the tradition and ways of living of Ibeku people our people.
Furthermore, I will have the confidence of coming back home knowing that I have a place to call my home.
Dear Governor, this letter represents an official application to Abia State Govt for an allocation of land.
God will protect you throughout the next four years you will see to the needs of Abia people, and touch your heart to help your brother.
Kind regards,
When I wake up from this dream, I hope the governor would do the right thing, to defend Nigeria's constitution. Or when the future scam completes, I hope he is aware of the clinical efficiency of the London Metropolitan Police Services. They are the ones that arrested me in the future scam.
But I intend to prove, that as the son of my father, I do not belong to the clan of the Bode Georges, or the Bankoles, or the Ibru's.
I intend to defend my corner.
Here is notifying governor Kalu to defend the interest of Justice. And the people of Abia state.
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'Dapo Osewa
[email protected]
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