The Ebola saga continues. After days of bathing with salt water, Nigeria’s battle with Ebola takes a new turn as Pres. Goodluck Jonathan takes up his armor into the warfront. Dr. Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan, GCFR, diagnosed the Liberian man who brought Ebola to Nigeria and declared him, “a crazy man.” Next, he commissioned the magic wand, a dispenser… and pleased with the protection it guaranteed, he fired 16,000 resident doctors at federal hospitals.
To Nigerians who are still worried despite all these moves, Pres. Jonathan said to them, “Stop celebrating burials now. The dead should be left. It is already dead.”
Dr. Damages observes the maneuvering by Pres. Jonathan and mutters, “my people perish for lack of knowledge.” They all made the great physician to contemplate turning himself into The Rt. Rev. Dr. Njakiri Damages.
The National Conference finally ends. Dr. Damages brings you the magic of the final days and the new Nigeria (wink, wink) that has now emerged.
In “Secrets of Pictures” Dr. Damages accepts responsibility for President Jonathan’s decision to stand at the back row in a group photograph taken at the end of the U.S - Africa summit.
As Nigerians fail 2014 WASC in great numbers, Dr. Damages explains why, in the special called, “Teacher Don’t Teach Me Nonsense”. The good doctor also finds the time to come to the aid of a Reverend Father who has been receiving text messages from the devil.