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Ekweremadu Should Have Harvested Here By Adeola Soetan

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March 25, 2023

He will just  rent over 50 technical SANs, 100 lousy  JANs to defend him. He will hire many human rights professional protesters who will protest for his release on daily basis on "per head per head" pay & protest rate. Unscrupulous editors and public commentators will line up for him for positive sentiment building and public sympathy.

If Ekweremadu harvests a poor citizen's head here, you can be sure with his political profile, influence, miraculous wealth & uncountable properties, he will be discharged & acquitted for lack of diligent prosecution assuming he's arrested at all. 

He will just  rent over 50 technical SANs, 100 lousy  JANs to defend him. He will hire many human rights professional protesters who will protest for his release on daily basis on "per head per head" pay & protest rate. Unscrupulous editors and public commentators will line up for him for positive sentiment building and public sympathy.

The kurukere kurukere religionists will declare indefinite prayer and fasting (although none of them will fast but just for the optic) for the release of Ekweremadu & wife. Some gender activists will tutor us on what "Oro omo" means, that a mother can go any length to kill another woman's child to save her own sick child

The senate will see the case as their own, as an assault on the hollow chambers. The most crazy power drunk among them will toy with  the idea of constitution amendment to exempt Senators from prosecution through a life immunity backdated to 1999.

The police high command will dilly dally like they did with the Super Cop, Drug Baron Abba Kyari and their spokesman will avoid media engagement because of the "sensitive nature" of the case.

Well the trial judge is not expected to be a fool who can't read the body language of the powerful and the mighty of the land. To every case there's a technical way out. High profile case like that is beyond the solely  jurisdiction of a "room & parlor" judge. And if the judge wants to know law more than those who wrote the law, he will suddenly be promoted to the appeal court as a punishment and the case is adjourned sine die, and from sine die to die die patapata.

If the lawless mighty & powerful desire to finally bury the case legally, they will shop for a trusted and malleable Justice Kayokayo to give the case an accelerated  final burial so that Senator Ekweremadu can contest or be useful in the election.

Justice Kayokayo: My verdict: "The case is hereby thrown away and the accused is hereby discharged and acquired for lack of diligent prosecution as the case has not be proved beyond all reasonable doubt." As the Lord Please. I rise! Courtttttt! 

"As it dey pain them it dey sweet us, as he dey sweet us it dey pain them"  Ekweremadu's Abobaku Orchestra heralds the judgement with pomp and pageantry. Everyone collects their balance and those who want to buy cars buy, who want to build houses do, and those who want to also pop 40 years old champagne enjoy their loot.

Ekweremadu will become the new high profile celebrity in the land honoured by many traditional rulers across ethnic groups as the conqueror of his enemies. Within six months Ekweremadu may carry more traditional titles than MKO Abiola who had over 120 titles before he was terminated.

Lesson to the pampered lawless VIPs. Don't cross  the border to harvest human organs. Please harvest any human parts or organs you want here in Nigeria. Heads, eyes, tongues, penis, vagina, scrotum, breasts, liver, legs, and if it's kidney you want like Ekweremadu no wahala, you are protected by law and the people. The organs are cheaper and easily available and accessible in Nigeria  because many Nigerians have them but don't really use or need them. We are indeed a great and strange people. 

Adeola Soetan
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