President Tinubu, I think I speak on behalf of all Emi lokans (it is my turn) when I say we want you for second term. We want you to take this power to a new level. Never for a moment think you’re on your own. You have all the Emi lokans standing behind you. I plead with you to change your campaign slogan “Renewed Hope” to “I can do nothing as well as they can do nothing.” This would be your magic wand for 2027.
The time moves gingerly for Nigeria to elect a new president. I’m begging President Bola Tinubu to run for second term in 2027. Tinubu has made tremendous history in the political landscape of Nigeria. As Jagaban of Nigerian politics, he is unbeatable.
President Tinubu, I think I speak on behalf of all Emi lokans (it is my turn) when I say we want you for second term. We want you to take this power to a new level. Never for a moment think you’re on your own. You have all the Emi lokans standing behind you. I plead with you to change your campaign slogan “Renewed Hope” to “I can do nothing as well as they can do nothing.” This would be your magic wand for 2027.
Now, some people are probably wondering why I endorsed you for second term. Here are some irrefutable reasons why Tinubu would be the best candidate for 2027:
1. Nigeria’s politics is fraught with serious issues, thoughtful debate, and the crushing weight of reality. There is a big void in our political system. Nigerians are tired of competence. We are weary of incorruptible candidates. What the 2027 presidential election desperately needs is a fresh, chaotic presence of a candidate who can restore insanity, confusion, melancholy to our political system by completely destroying it. And that person is, without doubt, President Bola Tinubu.
2. President Tinubu is untouchable. With dozens of awards and nominations as the best performing president in Africa, and for completely sold-out campaign tours, he’s going to be hard to beat.
3. Our roads are safer and secure because rehabilitated and repented terrorists are in charge of patrols and check points to ensure safety of travelers. Tinubu have successfully negotiated ceasefire with Boko Haram and Fulani terrorists for the festive period. They have promised that they will remain invisible during Christmas and New Year celebrations. In addition, our cities, towns, and villages will be protected by the terrorists during this time of the year. We are grateful to Boko Haram and Fulani terrorists for allowing us to breathe for a while.
4. Nigerians who want to work and who can work have multiple job offers. Such jobs include kidnapping for money rituals, stealing of public funds, padding of budgets, etc. No one can match job creation record of President Tinubu. Ransom money paid to terrorists by Tinubu’s government have injected new life into the economy by the unprecedented terrorists consumer spending. The lifeline of our economy rests squarely on the ransom money from the federal treasury paid to the terrorists.
5. Unlike other politicians competing with Tinubu, Tinubu would be going into the election with “clean hands” free of fraud and corruption. Thanks to his pastor wife who had baptized him into the world of born again politician. All his sins of the past have been forgiven and forgotten. He’s a new creature!
6. Tinubu brought orderliness and integrity to the lawless, corrupt, and criminal politics of Nigeria. Through creativity and innovation, he successfully turned Nigeria into a one-party state. Every Nigerian is now a card carrying member of All Problematic People’s Congress (APC).
7. Tinubu stripped all politicians and elected officials of their police escorts. All the police escorts withdrawn are now the secret service agents protecting his son Seyi who is being groomed as the Baba Loja of Nigeria.
8. His record on the disconnect between the ambitious pledges made in his last campaign trail and the reality of governance speaks volumes why he would easily cruise to victory in 2027.
9. Tinubu is the best in the business of political imaging and messaging by the use of absurdly honest or impossibly extravagant promises to win voters. No one beats him in filling a wheelbarrow of happiness with false promises. No one beats Jagaban.
So, please, President Tinubu, step into the ring. You have nothing to lose except your dignity, which, all Nigerians know, was already misplaced in the last presidential election. Nigerians are waiting for a new leader who can truly do nothing!